Thursday, September 22, 2011

Deep Thoughts

Why can't I find Schweddy Balls ice cream near me?

Why do people embarrass themselves on reality shows?  Who watches Jerseylicious?

How can I get my two year old to stop yelling "this is crap!!!" when we're out shopping?

How long can I hang on to the jalapenos in the fridge?

What's the odd flavor in my latest batch of homebrew?

I caught someone gossiping about me months ago, and I'm still pissed.  Thanksgiving's gonna be fun.  *eyeroll*

What's peg distearate?

Sunday, September 4, 2011

IT'S ALIVE!!!!!!!

The keyboardectomy was a complete success!  I can haz laptop once again!!